Cali Candi – Rainbow Skittles Gelato That Tastes Like Childhood and Hits Like Adulthood

First Twist of the Lid

Jar pops and the room turns into a candy shop on fire straight skittles bag spilled into vanilla custard with a hint of peppery gas buds look tie-dyed purple pink lime orange all under a blanket of sugar trichomes so colourful people think we spray-painted them for instagram

How It Treats You Right Every Time

One hit and the flavour explodes pure rainbow candy cream three minutes later mood flips to pure sunshine ten minutes in body sinks relaxed but head stays playful perfect balance where you can still chat with friends or binge a series alone without passing out zero paranoia just smooth happy vibes that last hours

Why People Keep Coming Back

They grab this when life feels grey and boring social battery needs a quick charge muscles stay tight from stress they want dessert taste without the calories

Grow Room Looks Like Candy Land

Plants stretch medium then stack rainbow colas heavy as hell trichomes pour early and never stop smells so sweet the whole hallway thinks someone opened a candy store 63 days indoors max outdoors west coast or southern Ontario she rips early October looking like unicorn food

What’s Actually Available Today

Frosted colourful indoor tops that stain fingers purple live resin carts tasting like melted skittles 30 mg gummies that hit smooth and steady creamy budder and sparkly sugar for dab lovers

Grown organic living soil no chemicals flushed long cured slow tested clean Ships same day Toronto Vancouver before 3pm cutoff triple sealed inside the most boring box alive tracking lands instant

This batch is tiny and already shrinking fast When Cali Candi sells out I’m ignoring the meltdown texts for weeks

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